Let's Do It!

The time to ponder is done, and the time to answer is upon us. The only remaining problem is the utter lack of queries before me.

All topics are open for discussion. Sex questions are sure to be the funniest, but I am up for anything. Car questions could be funny if you really expect me to come up with an answer. Do you have "a friend" with an embarrassing problem? Hypothetically, is there anything that I can help you with?

You may be asking yourself, why would I want this woman to answer my questions? Is she in some way qualified to assist me with my overwhelming issues? Of course not. I am not a doctor. I am not licenced for anything but the selling of alcohol, and likely not in your state of residence.

I am, however, the one person in the world who is likely to say, "oh yeah, I did that once too." I have made, by this date a plethora of fuck ups and am still in reasonably good shape. I know, at least in retrospect, what I should have done.

You may consider these words from Lewis Carroll, "I give people very good advice, but I very seldom follow it." Consider that my qualification. As for my retort, Mr Carroll was kind enough to include in the same volume the following words: "eat me."

Please send your problem/query/or factoid to mhsitram@gmail.com . All letters may be reposted in part or whole. If you do not wish to be identified, please make use of a proper pseudonym. Letters may be edited for grammar or length. Spelling errors may be retained for implicit funniness.